Smooth and full-bodied coffee
grown by former
Nicaraguan Contras
In 1980 these freedom fighters
defeated a communist dictatorship with U.S. assistance. Support
them again today by ordering this exceptional coffee.
Sweatshop Guaranteed!
All our products are guaranteed
to have been made in the dingiest sweatshops of the
world's worst hellholes, improving the living standards
one child laborer at a time.
Don't you wish you had a job when you were eight?
Imagine how big your 401(K) would be now! You could
retire by 35!
This photo was taken in Mumbai (Bombay) in the region called Kamathipura, the
largest red-light district in Asia, home to over 100,000 prostitutes, including
5,000 eunuch-transvestites, a recognized third gender in India. This shop is
the size of some larger bathrooms or closets in Upper East Side condos. Many
such sweatshops employ people 12-14 hours a day, with virtually no light other
than from the sun - 100% energy-efficient and environment-friendly.
